megasov:

viridiansunlight:

affectionatesuggestion:

I will flourish this year and no one can stop me.

reblog to flourish this year

joyellefully:

pussypoptarts:

I hate when there’s a big ass bug in the room and someone’s like “LEAVE IT ALONE!” … why are you defending the bug for??? I don’t know what kind of stroke game this bug got cause you must be fucking it??? is that it??

nutheadgee:

We as the human race don’t deserve dogs.

inactiveblogger:

me learning a language: wow! this is so easy!

verb conjugation:

stickynotes10:

00mystie:

I…

i don’t know why but i feel VERY compelled to reblog this

sad-puto:

sprmint-bkgsoda:

Veterans for Gun Reform.

ryandevon:

pizzaotter:

roslips:

blackmodel:

khadidon:

Bosses/Managers be like…

DIE

I HATE HER 😂

I WAS NOT FUCKING READY

I swear I can’t stand her 😂💀

norithics:

phraximus:

the-spook-zone:

monkeysaysficus:

I was not ready

@relatable-ram

Me: *clicks video*  “The hell is all this abou-”

*whistling starts*

Me: 

I love this stupid fucking meme

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

purrityring:

dopenmind:

Reblogging this once more because my mom and I legitimately laughed to tears.

this is my favorite video on the internet

mental health tip: save this video. watch it when you’re sad. it’s the best goddamn thing on the internet

mitochondrionion:

jontronshat:

pajama-zam:

jontronshat:

imhangingwhataboutyou:

jontronshat:

“I heard my wife knock on the bathroom door, but then I remembered…. our bathroom doesn’t have a door”

I’m sorry, but the confusion of why your bathroom doesn’t have a door far outweighs any feelings of horror this might evoke.

can’t afford door.. the horror here is the realities of life

So what fuck was your wife knocking on

this dick

It’s not even 4 words???

curlyfrishepard:

weavemama:

weavemama:

KIDS ARE SO RUTHLESS

“You look slow and easy to kill”

Jeremy didn’t come to play